Strawberry Blood

Today I got into a whacked conversation with my mate re a particular colour of paint, a certain very crimson shade of red. We eventually decided to describe it as strawberries and blood, and apparently I was going to paint the walls with the blood of strawberries!!! That somehow led to my weird list of fetishes (blood is on there, by the way), and ended in me thinking about painting people with the blood of strawberries. and cream. and i'll stop there. But hey, if anyone's up for it...