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"Things to do as school winds down, #1
Ask your science teacher the following question:
“If I was inside a dog that was traveling at the speed of light and I turned on my flashlight, would anything happen?”
This is guaranteed to confuse even the most knowledgeable science teacher. Award marks out of ten for the answer given:
0 “If you keep asking me stupid questions I’ll put you on detention!”
1 “What has this got to do with the reproduction cycle of an amoeba?”
2 “I actually graduated in Maths/ Phys Ed/ Drama, but the school doesn’t have any Science teachers at the moment, so I’m just covering the class”
3 “I’ll give a prize to the first person who finds out for tomorrow” [a cheat, but shows initiative]
4 “Buggered if I know” [honest]etcetera.
Award ten for an answer that you don’t understand, but mentions Einstein.

Okay, I’m over it. Cricket is a stupid game, anyway. "

- Barry Jonsberg, author of The Whole Business of Kiffo & the Pitbull
http://www.insideadog.com.au/residence/index.php

And, to keep you kids happy: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfmfuseaction=blog.view&friendID=
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Due to my NUCKED UP formatting, please stick these two linkbits together...