10 Things Nobody Knew About Me Until Now

1. I freak out internally every time I hand over a piece of my writing to another person
2. I'm allergic to dustmite shit.
3. My spelling is crap. Actually, Ruby knew that already.
4. Despite being generally opposed to institutions, I like a girl in uniform.
5. I fall in love less regularly than everyone thinks I do. I'm just fascinated by a lot of people.
6. I can't stand white lingerie. I find it odd.
7. I flawk my way through a lot of conversations.
8. I prefer lemon starburst chews.
9. My great, great, great (and so on) uncle was Captain Bligh.
10. I listen to bad pop music and dance around my room in my underwear at least once a week, just to keep the stress away, I swear.

Okay, a few people knew most of these things. I'm really not very mysterious at all. I'm mysterious at 3 a.m., insomniac, drawing scary things in red pen on the walls. But no one sees me then. It's just me and the walls ^ -^, and in the words of Julie Doiron (awesome French singer), "Oh, these walls are telling me nothing."